The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: Can't stand your colostomy
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Real Lyric: Her friends are so jealous You know how bad girls get Sometimes it's not so easy To be the teachers pet
The Misheard: Her friends are so jealous You know how fat girls getSometimes it's not so easyTo be the teachers pet
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Real Lyric: Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: Toast Man, toast man, don't bring some toast to me
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Real Lyric: This girl is half his age
The Misheard: This girl is half-diseased
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Real Lyric: Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me
The Misheard: Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to meBeca, becase, becase you smell like pee
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Real Lyric: Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand so close to me Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand so close to mebecu,because you smell like pee
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Real Lyric: Dont stand, Don't stand so, Don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: Postman,Postman so,Postman so close to me
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Real Lyric: Don't stand, Don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: Roxanne, Roxanne, the grade A milk canteen
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Real Lyric: Her friends are so jealous, you know how bad girls get.
The Misheard: Her friends are so jealous, you know how Batgirl gets.
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Real Lyric: Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me.
The Misheard: Ghost man, ghost man so, ghost man so close to me.
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